Tentative Ultra Conservative Manifesto and Statement of Rights
1. You have the right to serve the greater Civic Good
2. The greater Civic Good is determined by Our interpretation of the Founding Fathers’ (of blessed memory) Original Intent
3. We are the sole legitimate arbiters of the Founding Fathers’ Original Intent, by the Grace of God Almighty
4. God Almighty has imbued his American Children with a divine and manifest destiny amongst all the nations
5. We are the sole legitimate arbiters of who qualifies as an American Child
6. Women have the right to bear American Children
7. All American Children have the right to be born
8. The rights of unborn American Children are supreme, and protected beyond those of any other lives in being
9. Freedom is the Ultimate Right, granted by God Almighty and manifest by the Founding Fathers
10. The Freedom of the Individual is supreme to the needs of society
11. The pursuit of Property shall not be impeded by any Individual or Government action
Feel free to add and amend. I only wish I was being sarcastic.